Funny
Fake Coughing
You discovered that making a little coughing sound got everyone's attention instantly, and once you figured that out, there was no stopping you.
It started subtly, a small, deliberate little cough that made us look up in concern, only to find you watching us with the most satisfied expression on your face. The moment we reacted, you did it again, eyes bright and completely aware of exactly what you were doing. You were not unwell, not uncomfortable, just very pleased to have found a new tool in your arsenal and very willing to use it. We had barely three months of experience with you and you were already playing us like pros.